I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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