Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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