So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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