he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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