Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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