We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
The adults are the big ones right?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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