if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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