I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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