whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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