I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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