Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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