But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Randomize
