As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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