We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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