I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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