could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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