there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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