have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Randomize
