no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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