He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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