idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
