Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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