I cockslap morals
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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