I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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