Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
