guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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