What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
