he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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