I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
What a dumb baby whore.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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