just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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