All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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