So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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