so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I intend to get homeless drunk
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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