We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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