Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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