Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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