My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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