I feel like I'm in dance class right now
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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