Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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