what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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