I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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