I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Randomize
