turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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