I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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