summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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