Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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