I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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