My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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