Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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