I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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