dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
