yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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