Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
"it" just moved
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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