I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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