hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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