Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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